THE STABLELOVE SEXARATHON ‘MATCH’ SERIES

It gives me great pleasure to announce the inaugural Stablelove Sexarathon ‘Match’ Series. The Stablelove Sexarathon is a series of six ‘Matches’, covering distances of 5km through the half marathon. The ‘Match’ is a form time trial/race employed by the famous Dutch coach Verheul. The series of ‘Matches’ will run from the 1st April to 19th August. Entry is FREE. The ‘Matches’ will take place on the following dates… 

Stablelove, Only Fools Fall In Love 5k – 1st April 

Stablelove, Prelude To A Kiss, 5 miles – 29th April 

Stablelove, Let Me Kiss It Where It Hurts, 10km – 27th May 

Stablelove, A Thousand Kisses From You, 15km – 24th June 

Stablelove, Let’s Get It On,10 miles – 22nd July 

Stablelove, I’m Gonna Love You Just A Little More Baby, Half Marathon – 19th August 

You can run the ‘Matches’ solo or with friends. Note: you must follow local/national rules on physical distancing. 

General Puffball and The Stablemaster will assess each Stablemate’s performance and decide the top ten for each Match. We will base our decisions on your current fitness, how we feel you ran on the day, course profile, personal factors, and other relevant details; we will use Strava data for times, etc. (Note: we can tell if you stop and restart your watch—yes, you didn’t know that…)You must complete/compete in all six matches to qualify for the overall Sexarathon prizes. You must complete all six matches outside (if you’re quarantined, then treadmills count). We will take into account those living at altitude and weather conditions. 

Scoring 
Female 
1st place – 10 points 
2nd place – 9 points 
3rd place – 8 points 
4th place – 7 points 
5th place – 6 points 
6th place – 5 points 
7th place – 4 points 
8th place – 3 points 
9th place – 2 points 
10th place – 1 point 

Male 
1st place – 10 points 
2nd place – 9 points 
3rd place – 8 points 
4th place – 7 points 
5th place – 6 points 
6th place – 5 points 
7th place – 4 points 
8th place – 3 points 
9th place – 2 points 
10th place – 1 point 

Notable performances, but not in the top, 10 receive a prize and 4 points. 

Everybody receives automatic 2 points for participating. 

Prizes 

Prizes for each event 

1st male and female 
notable mentions 

Prizes for overall Stablelove Seatathon 

Female 
1st-5th 
Male 
1st-5th