BEATTIE KNOWS HIS ABCs—#S10RR

This is a Stable News x Stablemaster 10 Race Report.

A—A perfect morning for a 10K TT. 💪🏻🏻

B—Bullsh*t—even when perfect, you’re always going to feel sh*t. 🥴

C—Changing into the rocket-ship Vaporflys. 👟 

D—Do I believe a new PB under 39:04 is possible? 

E—Eerrrmmm, nope.

F—F*ck it, we’ll give it a crack.

G—Gooooooo, and we’re off! 🏃🏻‍♂️🏻‍♂️ 

H—Holy moly, I’m running, Mum! 😝

I—I’ve gone off too fast, 2K gone, already picturing a Stazza quote about a headless chicken when I finish. 🐓

J—Just trying to catch a breath. 

K—Ks flying past, and I’m halfway.

L—Losing the will to live and thinking 10K never was my distance.

M—My God; 7K, and my lungs are on fire. 🫁 🔥 

N—Nearing the last couple of Ks and form has gone clean out the window.

O—ON  … the PB is on … it’s ON!

P—Picturing the finish. 🏁 

Q—Questioning why we do this to ourselves.

R—Really need to finish strong!

S—Stazza has cast a spell; he must have! 🧙 

T—Tell me I’m almost there!

U—Uh oh.

V—Vomit starting to work its way up the oesophagus. 😷 

W—When the last K feels like your watch must be knackered. I’ve been at 9.78 kilometres for the last five minutes?! 

X—XNDJRHA HSUSNEBE F#CK SHEHSJNEN F#CK JSUEUDJS F#CK. 🤬 

Y—YEEESSSSS, 38:21! New PB! 🏅

 Z—Zzzzzzzz, time for a nap. Same again next week?