CRYPTIC KATE

Stazza’s Stable Elite Racing Squaddie Kate Drew sliced another 44” from her PB at the Speedway 10K, going sub-34 in a jaw-dropping 33:58. 

The Stable News’ dogged reporter, Ally “the Chin” Smith, hounded Drew for a few words: “My laptop is broken, and I’m snowed under at work—sorry, Ally.” 

Not to be deterred, the plucky upstart dug deep into his journalistic skills to uncover that Drew was 112^th overall and a scintillating sixth female. Wowzers! 

The Chin gave the old Stablemaster a call for a catch-up and an assessment of Drew’s performance: 

“Everything’s fine here, Ally; how’s sunny Scotland?” 

“Pure pants, but what can you do? What did you make of Kate Drew’s Speedway 10K? Fantastic, if you ask me.”

“Fantastic is an understatement: back-to-back 10K PBs, juggling training, work, and you pestering the poor girl—she deserves a medal. And she’s inching ever closer to a podium spot!”