STOP ALL THE CLOCKS
By Jo-jo Dubois, 2nd Nov 2020
Cooke’s out of the Valencia Marathon… World Exclusive Today, The Stable News can exclusively reveal that Aoife Cooke is out of this year’s elite only, Valencia Marathon. Clumsy Cooke took a tumble during an easy training run and sprained her ankle. This was Aoife’s fourth fall in nearly as many weeks—two resulting in sprained ankles, […]
Get ReadingTHE BEST LAID SCHEMES O’ MICE AN’ COOK(ERS)
By Coach Stazza, 8th Oct 2020
Let’s begin with a poetry lesson: many of you fallaciously believe that it’s, the best laid plans of mice and men—from Steinbeck’s brilliant novel; it is, however, ‘the best laid schemes o’ Mice an’ Men’ from the Scots’ poet, Robert Burns’ poem, To a Mouse: But Mousie, thou art no thy-lane, In proving foresight may […]
Get ReadingCOOKE’S VALENCIA MARATHON BUILD-UP–ROUND ONE
By Coach Stazza, 28th Sep 2020
Since joining Stazza’s Stable in December 2018, Aoife has run one marathon (Dublin), where she knocked 15 minutes off her PB, running 2:32:34 to win the Irish National Title. She’s also taken over four minutes off her 10 mile PB, running 54:23 in Dungarvan (Feb 2020). After the Dungarvan 10, she started her build-up for […]
Get ReadingSPILLANE’S HAIR-RAISING FINAL RACE
By Jo-jo Dubois, 21st Sep 2020
MULLET MAN, Oisin Spillane, rounded off his final race of the track season and his final race as a Stablemate in Stazza’s Stable with a PB (8:55) and sixth place at last Sunday’s Irish Junior National 3000m Champs in Santry. Speedy Spillane is the only Kerryman this century to run three sub nine-minute clockings over […]
Get ReadingDORAN DESTROYS HM PB
By Seymour Swift, 21st Sep 2020
Last Sunday, Stablemate James Doran sliced through the wind like a hot knife through butter to finish 16th in 70:46 at the Charleville half marathon, wiping 54” off his PB. Fanta loving Doran joined Stazza’s Stable in May. Back then, he was out of condition and looking to revive his running. In the four months […]
Get ReadingJENS DANCES WITH THE MIDNIGHT BEAST OF KERRY
By Esau Boyd, 21st Sep 2020
International orienteer and Stablemate, Jens Waechter, set his compass for the recent Kerryway Ultra and found himself dancing with the midnight Beast of Kerry. Here’s his race recap (Note: there is a raunchy section in this race report)… The preparation: When it became clear at the end of April, that orienteering events were cancelled, matter […]
Get ReadingBREAKING…BANDIT RACES, NATIONAL 10KM CHAMPIONSHIP
By Coach Stazza, 2nd Sep 2020
The BANDIT RACES National 10km Championship will take place on Saturday, 3rd October. The event will take place under strict protocols and adherence to public health measures. The Stable News understands that after an extensive search, BANDIT RACES has secured a fantastic course, which will ensure fast times. The Stable News caught up with The […]
Get ReadingCOOKE OBLITERATES BLACKROCK 10 COURSE RECORD
By Antoinette Cosway, 1st Sep 2020
Stablemate and Irish National Marathon Champion, Aoife Cooke, broke the course record on Sunday morning to win The Blackrock 10 in 56:40. Cooke’s win broke her course record from last year’s John Buckley 10. St Finbarrs AC failed to host this year’s event, so Cooke was overjoyed to get a chance to smash the record […]
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