By Seymour Swift, 25th Sep 2019

Stablecolt Jason Cisney (19) dropped-out a savage display of bravery in the recent Huntsville half marathon to run a fine 1:25. Cisney ran with a deadly dose of Potomac Colt Fever (PCF). Immediately after finishing, he told The Stable News: “After, I could barely walk cuz all my muscles were cramping up and I was […]

By Antoinette Cosway, 25th Sep 2019

Stablemate Danny Ellis (22) crushed Saturday’s ‘Bear Trap 15’ with a deadly display of trail running to take the win. Fellow trail runner, Steven Willy said: “That’s one way to crush it! Great job man!” Ellis’ coach, The Stablemaster, told The Stable News: “We just wanted to give Danny a little run-out to test his […]

By Jo-jo Dubois, 24th Sep 2019

STABLEMATE RILEY COOK IS BACK ON TRACK Riley Cook (38), Utah running legend and 2:16 marathon man, is back on track after breaking his back in a horrifying trampolining accident. Marathon man Cook bounced back to racing with a win at Saturday’s Huntsville half marathon. Cook sailed to victory in 68:13. Back in June, while […]

By Esau Boyd, 24th Sep 2019

TWO-IN-A-ROW FOR BIG BUCKS BENNYBOY Stablemate, Bennyboy Van Beekum (35), beamed with joy after receiving a staggering $1200 check for his 2-in-a-row Huntsville marathon win.  Billionaire Benny bounded down the road to victory in 2:25:23, winning by a staggering 12 minutes. Nouveau riche Bennyboy told The Stable News: “I found it mentally tough running the […]

By Jo-jo Dubois, 24th Sep 2019

TEEN STAR CLAIMS HE DIED 3 TIMES ON OPERATING TABLE Teen running idol, Oisín Spillane (17), has claimed that he died tjhree times on the operating table, during a routine appendectomy. Speedy Spillane spent Sunday squealing like a spiked sausage. He told The Stable News: “I woke with a searing pain in my lower abdomen—I […]

By Antoinette Cosway, 22nd Sep 2019

Enda Kiernan sweated like a man with a push-and-go lawnmower, mowing 1.5 acres of rough grass, to get to a 2 minute 25 second PR (1:42:05) at the Charleville HM on Sunday, 15th September.

By Seymour Swift, 22nd Sep 2019

Fruit and veg man, Anthony O Shea, peeled an incredible 10 minutes off his half marathon PR at Charleville on Sunday, finishing in 82:16.

By Esau Boyd, 22nd Sep 2019

On Sunday, September 15th, Aoife Cooke—Olympian in the making—dominated the Charleville half marathon with a stunning 1 minute 20 second PR (74:41). Chirpy Cooke took the win by six minutes from Kilcoole AC athlete, Una Britton.